Paris Hilton Leaves Club My House In Hollywood
It's happened to everyone, right? When you step out of the house and you're headed into the club, and at some point someone confuses you for a society matron. Right?
There's something up with Paris Hilton. Yeah, she's doing her thing: posing shamelessly for photos with most recent boy-toy Doug Reinhardt (claim to fame: dating Amanda Bynes and Lauren Conrad), hoarding designer puppies, etc., but...there's something going on with her look.
I love the hair (conversely, couldn't stand her hair extensions), and I generally admire most outfits she wears that don't leave her overexposed, but when she steps out in a velvet strapless dress that looks like it was nabbed off the Dynasty set, I have to wonder if everything's okay in there. Then you get a closer look at the makeup, and the situation becomes frightening:
There's something up with Paris Hilton. Yeah, she's doing her thing: posing shamelessly for photos with most recent boy-toy Doug Reinhardt (claim to fame: dating Amanda Bynes and Lauren Conrad), hoarding designer puppies, etc., but...there's something going on with her look.I love the hair (conversely, couldn't stand her hair extensions), and I generally admire most outfits she wears that don't leave her overexposed, but when she steps out in a velvet strapless dress that looks like it was nabbed off the Dynasty set, I have to wonder if everything's okay in there. Then you get a closer look at the makeup, and the situation becomes frightening:
Sure, Alexis Carrington Colby (Dynasty's resident mean girl) was one of Zimbio's 100 Most Influential People in Fashion, but that doesn't mean you want to find yourself squiring away pieces out of Joan Collins' closet. It just doesn't work, honey.
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